Favourite Ray Carling moment: LOM 2.8
He’s still unhappy after being shot but tells Sam that he met a medical bird at the hospital.
Ray Carling: I got shot because of you.
Sam Tyler:I know. I am truly sorry.
Ray Carling: Still… I met this bird. Medical bird.
Sam Tyler: Called nurses.
Ray Carling: Big tits and an arse like two cox’s pippins in a bag.
Sam Tyler: She sounds enigmatic.
Ray Carling: No. She was from Barnsley
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