Favourite Nelson moment: S1 Ep4
Nelson What is that, mon brave?
Gene: It’s a television.
Nelson: In a pub?
Gene: Yeah, ask the boy wonder here.
Sam: It’s nothing to do with me.
Gene: Tell him what you told me.
Sam; I can make some brackets, I can put it on the wall, and watch the sports.
Nelson: In a pub?
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Gene: I’m not a Catholic meself, Mr. Warren, but isn’t there something about, “Thou shalt not suck off rent boys”?
Warren: How dare you come in here?
Gene: You could’ve said that to the boy.Life on Mars 1x04
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Gene: How did you know Red Rum was gonna win the National?
Sam: It was just a hunch.
Gene: You didn’t have any… inside information? Little bird in the racing fraternity?
Sam: I wouldn’t do that, would I?
Gene: Well, I didn’t think you’d lock a murder suspect in a giant fridge.
Sam: He wouldn’t answer my question.Life on Mars 1x04 Episode 4