Favourite Ray Carling moment: LOM 2.8
He’s still unhappy after being shot but tells Sam that he met a medical bird at the hospital.
Ray Carling: I got shot because of you.
Sam Tyler:I know. I am truly sorry.
Ray Carling: Still… I met this bird. Medical bird.
Sam Tyler: Called nurses.
Ray Carling: Big tits and an arse like two cox’s pippins in a bag.
Sam Tyler: She sounds enigmatic.
Ray Carling: No. She was from Barnsley
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CHRIS: Boss. That stuff I said, um … I was angry in there… I’ll pay for the phone.
SAM: Chris. You’re going to make a good copper.
CHRIS: Really? That’s fantastic … What do you mean, “going to make a good copper”?
SAM: Just… have a drink.
RAY: I got shot because of you!
SAM: I know. I’m truly sorry, Ray.
RAY: Still. I met a bird. Medical bird.
SAM: Called nurses.
RAY: Big tits, arse like two Cox’s Pippins in a bag.
SAM: She sounds enigmatic.
RAY: No. She was from Barnsley.Life on Mars, 2.08
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Gene: Are we keeping you up?
Phyllis: You will be. Every cell’s full, and Harry Smith’s phoned in sick. Muggins here is covering, and I’m knackered.
Gene: Serves you right for staying up roddin’ all night with that new fella of yours. Do you let his guide dog watch?
Phyllis: His guide dog’s giving your mam one. From behind.
Gene: What happened to all the classy birds?Life on Mars, 1x07
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