A scene that made you smile
Life on Mars Series 2 Episode 1
Ray Carling: [singing] Now, hands that do dishes can feel[Chris and two other policemen join in] soft as your face - Policeman: Piss off! Ray Carling, Chris Skelton and two other police officers: With mild green Fairy Liquid
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Favourite Chris Skelton moment: Series 1 Episode 6
Chris Skelton: [Annie appears in a nurse uniform] Blimey, I’ve dreamt about this.
Gene Hunt: [handing Annie a gun] Don’t worry, love, just like riding a bike.
Sam Tyler: Guv, he’s gonna frisk her.
Gene Hunt: You know, something tells me Reg isn’t around lots birds. We stuff this down her knickers, it’s the one place he won’t have the nerve to look.
Chris Skelton: I’ll do it.
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Favourite Ray Carling moment: LOM 2.8
He’s still unhappy after being shot but tells Sam that he met a medical bird at the hospital.
Ray Carling: I got shot because of you.
Sam Tyler:I know. I am truly sorry.
Ray Carling: Still… I met this bird. Medical bird.
Sam Tyler: Called nurses.
Ray Carling: Big tits and an arse like two cox’s pippins in a bag.
Sam Tyler: She sounds enigmatic.
Ray Carling: No. She was from Barnsley
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Top 50 UK Shows (in alphabetical order)
25) “Life on Mars” (Matthew Graham, Tony Jordan & Ashley Pharoah, 2006-2007)